Karl Lagerfeld's Cat spills the milk on Ratzinger's Cat's Hat, and other Vatican Mat Stories, by Countess Sigrid von Galen

Karl Lagerfeld's Cat spills the milk on Ratzinger's Cat's Hat,

and other Vatican Mat Stories,

by Countess Sigrid von Galen

Just a cat's  story on another cat's hat, as 'You shall not gossip!' 

nor spill the milk on a papal

mat. 

The word has it that Karl Lagerfeld's cat was not amused by Ratzinger's financially fat cat's jewel encrusted throne and hat...

Karl Lagerfeld thus sends van loads of Hessian cloth from his own mill to the Vatican as the new sinner look along with a message of his cat:

'What was good enough - albeit rough - for Jesus Christ, should be enough for some unholy blokes, who wish upon others strokes, and who are obsessed with greed as creed and with power and organised criminality and who are so delusional that they think

they can spike and poison the mass wine of a Witness and blink at Karl at dinner, whilst they drink from their Judas cup, and still to get away under immunity with their fascist plots against humanity. 

'Just for the record', says Karl's cat, 'I never liked the ridiculous bejewelled hat of the Ratzinger cat. And, by the way, Ratzinger and Bergoglio, did you not know: 'You shall not kill?! 

What hypocrits you are with your fake humility show! You wear those shiny garments and bear crosses  yourselves only with so much gold to even have a reflection and in the candlelights to appear to glow! But even your stray cats know you as scarecrow!'

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Countess Sigrid von Galen
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